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Boring older dude 51 yo
First off I live near near sugar sands on west end, yes I am real. pnds, light blue eyes light brown hair, its short but its all there,never married/no.I know,I know the photo looks strange its because my niece took it when I wasnt paying attention back in Sept, one of the few pics I have because Im a straight, middle aged, self respecting man and I REFUSE to take a "selfie".She (my niece) told me I shouldnt use it because of my wrinkles, but I figure if we ever meet there wont be any surprises. I am not "generous" (I think it implies will I pay for sex) so please stop ing me asking if I am generous, Ive gone 50 years without seeing a hooker and hope to go 50 more. Im not going to try to impress you with boats, cars, motorcycles or blah blah blah.
I got out of a year relationship about a year ago, she left because she said I was bad in bed, how the hell could she tell in 42 seconds? (that was a joke) Her mother had become terminally ill, and she wanted to help care for her. We talked about it and she went back west (Santa Fe) to be with her family, we both agreed to make a clean break and I havent heard from her since she moved (it sounds cold blooded but we both thought this would be the best way), so no "ex" in the picture.
Im posting on here because for some reason its become hard for me to talk to women, feel kinda shy and awkward meeting new people and I friggin hate bars. Looking for a woman between 50 to 60 who is not on ANY kind of bi polar, depression or psychotropic medication, I do not and will not text I cant see the words without glasses and all that lol, lmfao, ttyl crap is annoying, looks and weight not really an issue but would prefer someone into animation and syfy and video gaming a plus. And why does everyone put "DDF no games or drama" in their post, is slist flooded with addicted, V.D. ridden sociopaths looking for relationships?
Not to be crass (or pervy) but being sexually active with a libido is a plus, but only after some connection is made between us,never really been into the whole 1 night stand thing.
Im not a slob,not that bad looking,got kind of a Brock (from ) or Kevin Bacon meets Shaggy from Scooby Doo going on but in a good way.
Full head of hair, so if your into running your fingers through a mans hair then theres that.
Never cheated on or been abusive to any women I have been with, but I have only been with 6 women (all but 1 were long term). I actually know how to cook, bake and fry and I live on the east end of the beach. (not literally, Im not homeless)
I like going to the beach, summer or winter.
I have been raised as an Atheist, so I dont do the "church" thing.
Size shoes :P (my friend and his wife told me to put that in.)
Hate camping, (why the hell would I want to pretend to be homeless?)almost every post on here states " I love camping and the outdoors", is that like a thing now?
I do own my own car, I do not now nor do I have plans to buy a motorcycle. I refuse to be 1 of those middle aged d-bags on a .
I dont snore, which brings to mind why do people who snore ALWAYS fall asleep first?
I have always considered myself to be lower middle class, so if you own a pair of flip flops you got from the Dollar Tree apposed to a $200 pair of shoes you got online, we would probably get along fine, if you have ever pumped gas in a t-shirt and pajama bottoms or used a "coin star machine" just to get by til payday we will probably do o.k, if you have ever put batteries in the freezer just to get a little more use out of them then Im your man. If your someone who,after weve been dating awhile and youre in the mood (wink wink nudge nudge) isnt afraid to initiate kanoodlin, giving sexy little hints or looks or a playful grope or grab, then we should definitely talk.
If you have ever turned down the car radio when you where looking for an address you have never been to, I think we should talk.
I have always felt attracted to women who are confident in themselves (body and mind) and their sexuality and are ok with a few extra pounds or stretch marks they have earned by living and experiencing day to day life, someone who has a very positive self image and knows what she wants out of life.
I have 4 sisters,2 er and 2 older, so I have a little different perspective on women than most men
like in the winter most single women dont shave above the knee unless they are going out on a third date, I know that when your speaking on the phone and use the phrase "butttt anyyywayyy", it means your tired of talking and want to hang up, I know about the comfortable "granny pantys" you wear 5 days out of the week and I know If you suddenly get quiet and I ask if anything is wrong and you respond with "everything is fine" I did something that pissed you off.
If any of this interest you than me with a photo but please be tasteful. A photo is a must or I will block youRIOUSLY, WITHOUT EVEN READING THE REPLY. Im almost certain I spent a week a half talking to some dude acting like a women.
Thanks for your time and if not me hope U find what U r looking for.
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horny and lonely
Looking for an attractive woman to spend some time with either cuddling, making out or something more sweet senior want love lonely looking for sex ;) 
